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OTHER PLACES TO FIND ME: Web Techniques Daily Top Ten THREE LINKS: Where the Girls Are. Jocelyn Young "I can have a mouth full of food, hands full of papers, and answer two unrelated questions simultaneously. In high heels." Annie Newdream "Wearing a white shirt and black pants, along with a tie worthy of placement in the International Male catalog, the young man slinked his way toward our party. He began to gyrate his pelvis and wave his hands in the air like he just don't care -- all in front of poor Ophi. Upon closer inspection of Rico Suave's getup, I noticed that he was sporting a tacky gold chain around his neck. Obviously someone got a good prize in his Burger King Kids Club Meal" Haidi Hartigan "I feel like I'm on another planet, out here in suburbia. Several things I find bewildering: - Unusual showcases for flowers: fake water wells, wheelbarrows, tires painted white, etc. The lawns are ruthlessly manicured and in the middle of them are these hideous flower prisons. - Basketball hoops above every garage door, but I've yet to see anyone actually play basketball. You'd think the people around here were all trying to get into the NBA. - The unnatural interest everyone around here has in "property values." |
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